Is your Hard Surface Wand swivel too loose for you?

[Mikey P]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C_w_WaVz8k


an easy fix...

 

[hogjowl]

That little tile wand you sold me is the pizzas

 

[Mikey P]

Pizza-themed sayings often play on food, love, and life in general, with a focus on the joy and comfort of pizza. Here are some examples:
Funny & Playful:

• "Life happens, pizza helps."
• "If pizza can't fix it, it's a serious problem."
• "I followed my heart and it led me to pizza."
• "Pizza is self-care."
• "Say 'cheese' I wanna be where the pizzas are."
• "Life is not about finding yourself, it's about finding pizza."
• "Life is too short to be on a diet. Eat pizza."
• "All I need is sunshine, dogs, and pizza."
• "You wanna pizza me?"
• "Worry less and eat more pizza."
• "Pizza is my soulmate."
• "I love every pizza you."
• "Pizza my heart."
• "A slice of heaven."
  

 

[they live]

I think you two had a threesome there.
Mike Marty and a tile wand.